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I have no idea why Tom is so shocked; I mean, he has met Bob!!
In honor of the Desolation of Smaug, I decided that Tom is related to Ungoliant. I mean, Tom is related to pretty much all spiders; he's got a big family. I took my kids to see Smaug, and afterwards when we went to Home Depot, we recited the eponymous dragon's narcissistic soliloquy: My teeth are like SWORDS!!! My claws are like SPEARS!!! My wings can create a HURRICANE!!! And my breath--DEATH!!!!! I think the shoppers at Home Depot were not as impressed with the dragon as we were!
I loved the Cumberbatch Smaug in the movie, but as a child who grew up in the 70's, the cat-dragon in the old Rankin-Bass cartoon version of the Hobbit will always be my Smaug!
I have been lax in my duties as the casual observer of alcoholic spiders. But I promise there's more to come!
Enjoy. And as always, sweet dreams.
Carlos Diaz
January 18th, 2014
Past Episodes
EP 13: BOB HAS AWAKEN
EP 12: TOM IS SLIGHTLY UPSET
EP 11: TOM LOVES HIS GAMMA
EP 12: TOM IS SLIGHTLY UPSET
EP 11: TOM LOVES HIS GAMMA